Wednesday, January 13, 2010

DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO PEAS

the peas might congeal
drop them in bit by bit

sometimes It’s not so easy

not to fry up clumpy shit

INGREDIENTS

frozen peas (about 1 or 1.5 cups)
1 cup beer (you were supposed to use a light beer. all i had was a bell's two hearted, which is an IPA, so i wound up having to use a bit more than a cup to get a reasonably liquid batter. worked out fine though)
1 cup flour
some canola oil


METHOD

1. mix beer with flour to make tempura batter.
2. heat canola oil in a pot until almost boiling.
3. dip peas in tempura batter. fish them out with a slotted spoon and your fingers. drop them, one or two at a time, into the hot oil.
4. don't stand too close to the peas as they deep-fry. really! the hot oil splashes when you drop the peas in and it could burn you or stain your t-shirt.


5. remove peas from oil with slotted spoon.
6. serve with soy sauce.


i thought this recipe was going to be disgusting, but once i added the soy sauce, it was hard to stop snacking on these peas!

if / when i make it again, i would add wasabi powder to the batter to add some spice. as it was, the peas were a little sweet and bland. the soy sauce helped, though.

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